I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
he looked like jesus. just the kind of jesus i would have sex with.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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