mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
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Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Just got cockblocked by my GF's wedding shower... That's a first. And I have to buy a gift.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
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speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
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