DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
How naked do you want me to be?
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