Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
Her dad had just brought down their giant American flag for 4th of July and we fucked on it. I have never been more patriotic
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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