I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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