But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
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If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
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What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Just used the "Buddy" Poppy flower I got from a veteran to clean my one hitter. "I'm proud to be an American"
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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