I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
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