and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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