Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
He cut part of his finger off. It was a consolation blow job.
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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