"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
the moment we started interpretive dancing last night wouldve been a good time to stop drinking.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Randomize