office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
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recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
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Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
Wanna get mid day margaritas tomorrow if I'm still alive
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
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