oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
You're finding a boat, I'm going to sleep with a guy that lives above a bar and has 24 hour access. We are really nailing this adulting thing
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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