I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
you left your dildo in my car
rules of finders keepers apply
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
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How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
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It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
last thing I remember is yelling 'sit on my face' through a traffic cone
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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