Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
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So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
My dream had 1 penis and 2 pizzas in it. Priorities?
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Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
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