Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
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he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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