If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
i'm sober ask me anything about the civil war
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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