My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
sitting in a shitty karaoke bar playing pokemon go and drinking a mimosa. how is your sunday night
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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