Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I still can't get over the fact that he thinks I have my life together... That has to be one of the nicest yet most sadly misled things anyone has ever said about me
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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