I just had sex with a black guy. He told me I had a big dick. I think that's God's way of saying it's okay to be gay.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I just made bacon chili cheese fries for dinner...someday my kids are going to realize I'm a stoner & this will all make sense
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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