Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I havent dry-humped that much since freshmen year. Forgot how good it doesnt feel.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
the amount of times i have been intoxicated, barefoot, and in a robe at 3 am at the quick check by your house is impressive, especially since i live an hour away
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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