i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
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