And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
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I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
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There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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