she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
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we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
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I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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