I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
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Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
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I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
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