but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
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It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
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I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I'm disappointed in the internet. It's two days and there's still no fanfiction based off that Manning/Beckham commercial.
You don't even like football
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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