Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
How did the date go? No fake eyeballs this time?
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
