At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
Haha, just learned changing others iPhone passcodes is fun while drunk but not fun the next morning.
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
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There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
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Stop calling dibs on everything with a vagina you jackass.
That should be the title of my autobiography.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
When I am this hungover I become increasingly grateful for having my own private office
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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