I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
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I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I was just walking down the hall and passed a very pregnant girl wearing a shirt that said "blame it on the aaaaaa-alcohol." I can't decide if she's brilliantly witty or just pointing fingers.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
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