I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
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Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
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What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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