and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
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Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
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I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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