What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
Just to be safe, you should be prepared to jump out of a second story window
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
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