You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
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