I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
Just got blown in a rental car. I need to get rear ended more often
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Why didn't we pregame for this?
Because it's breakfast!?!
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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