idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Last-second stop at the drug store for lube and condoms. Clerk said "So uhmmm...that's a done deal, huh?"
High five!
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
Sometimes i look at the biltmore estate and wonder just how small George Vanderbilt's penis was...
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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