As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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