Have you finally orgasmed yet?
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
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I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
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