So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
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