in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Best part of being a cop: When I showed up at Thanksgiving with stitches in my head I could tell them I was "protecting and serving" not "drinking and falling down". Career validated.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
What was the point of renting a $600 trolley if no one even remembers going to the first bar?
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
I will never use my dick in anger. With great dick comes great responsibility
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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