what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
Whenever you get off. By "pick me up from work" I mean, "pick me up from a bar by work at your earliest convenience" :)
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
This kid wants me to stop partying. Like I have only known you for 5 days. Chill.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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