Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
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I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
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He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
God I need to hump something, right now.
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