I need help removing her.
watching elf naked is so much better than watching it with clothes on .
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
When I realised he had a girlfriend I just started telling them about my ex and how I write poetry about him. Which I then read to them. They just gave me pity looks and left me to finish my spliff alone.
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
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