Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
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Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
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You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
You have no idea the kind of bodily contortions I had to do to access your neighbor's WIFI
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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