are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Drunk me cleaned my room for me. Needless to say our relationship has improved greatly
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
I've been at work 30 min broke a paper towel holder a chair set a box on fire and fell down twice. Hungover Brian just reached a new level
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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