Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Me too!
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I dinstinctly remember making out to "I believe I can fly" and waving my arms like a bird to the beat.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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