She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
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She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
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Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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