My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I just got a drinking merit badge from a slutty girl scout
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
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Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
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well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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