so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
Omg the sex was so good my ears popped. Thank god too. Cause then I didn't have to hear him going on and on about his dumbass feelings. It's called a booty call bitch.
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