i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
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double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
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I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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