ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
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