wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
I'm sorry, you might have to start setting aside some time in your day for my pussy.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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