just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
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