just got pizza delivered to the hot tub. its easier than i thought to be this lazy
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
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