i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
i've created a new STD.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Apparently he got pepper spray on his dick. So he's a literal fire crotch.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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