Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
So I went tanning and I burned my boobs.
They're like sad pomegranates.
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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